Vandalia VooGoo

a lubed up 7 and 1/3 inch dick with peanut butter and jelly, shootin cum into a shot class then freezin it like butter, put it in the microwave for a bit, spread it on your body like vaseline, pour the rest on your noodles like alfredo sauce, eat it, shit it out then do it again
the end

Kyle and Jordan could not focus on school because they could not wait for their Vandalia Voogoo after class and then take it to Olive Garden with them for dinner.