Tragittarius 

An astrological sign which causes tragic things to occur to the person. A Tragittarius' horoscope will tell them negative things every day.

Jim: Hey, do you want to go out to the movies today?

Bob: No, I cannot, for my horoscope tells me not to go outside today.

Jim: How about next week?

Bob: I am a Tragittarius. My horoscope always says that I will have a bad day.

Tragittarius by Grebnesie November 20, 2012