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Tornado Jockey 

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video
Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!
Tornado Jockey by taintmonster January 1, 2012
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tornado jockey 

a struggle for power between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family
if a mafia is in the middle of restructuring, as serious case of tornado jockey can ensue, with sometimes deadly consequence
tornado jockey by Uncle Dimma January 27, 2015

tornado jockey 

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.
If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal