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The Sharp Lawnmower 

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When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.
Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"
The Sharp Lawnmower by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009
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