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The Great Canadian 

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry
*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*
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the Great Canadian fridge 

Place to keep your beer cold during a party in Canada 6-8 months of the year i.e. outside on the patio, deck, porch or terrasse.
"Great party! Where should I put the beer?" "Just put it in the great Canadian fridge."