Stress Press 

A stress press is where you undergo a series of trials to help make a difficult decision. You begin by rubbing ice cubes on the nipples until the point of extreme nipple hardness, and stiffness. You then squeeze lemons on them making lemon juice and pouring it into a cup, drink this. It will truly help make a decision.

"Sky couldnt choose a highschool, he then presumely Stress Pressed himself, and the decision was quite a bit less of a burden."

Stress Press by dunit April 13, 2005

stressression 

A person who is both stressed and depressed

pronounced : stress-resh-un

Girl: Whats up with you?
Boy: *sighs, looks down at feet*
Girl:... stress?
Boy: Nah. Stressression.
Girl: Awwweeee :C *hugs boy*

stressression by YellowDragon July 20, 2011