Stoolhol 

The act of holding in your huge shit long enough to imitate anal penetration and eventually reaching orgasm.

Mark: So what did you do last weekend?
James: I tried 'Stoolhol' as you recommended and it made me diamonds.
Mark: Did you remember to say no homo after your session?
James: Yeh yeh.

Stoolhol by Debattoast July 2, 2018

stoololagist 

The study of soft shit

I think my shit is to soft, come see me for I am a stoololagist

stoololagist by The Bobby Brown April 21, 2022