Stafford Connecticut Share definition Flag A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die. Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."Guy Two: "Yeah."Guy One: "Kill yourself." Stafford Connecticut by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Stafford Connecticut mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch