Squashed muffins 

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”

Squashed muffins by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020

stepped in a squished muffin 

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

stepped in a squished muffin by LeFranc October 31, 2012