Snakeage 

When ur girlfriend is an absolute snake and eats all the food

My girlfriend ate all the smoked salmon, such snakeage

Snakeage by Burgerco March 8, 2020

snakeage 

The process of being snaked - i.e. being deceived and/or being stealthy, sneaky etc.

"Fuck man, I just endured legitimate snakeage"

snakeage by Paul Phoenix April 19, 2006

snakeage und cakeage 

The act of baking green lettuce cakes and eating them, all the while trying not to drop the snake in the bowl.

can we come to your house for snakeage und cakeage?

snakeage und cakeage by Raphael the Uberpotato April 11, 2008

snakage 

Being in possession of unhealthy, Snack-like, food or beverages to be consumed during an event that will be fun, enjoyable, or intence

Guy: Hey, want to go to the movies, ill get the snakage?
Girl: Yes, please.

snakage by Lunatcfringe July 6, 2010