Sideways Shuffle

A dance you must enact in order to maneuver around the apparently deaf person that doesn't hear you say excuse me. This person must be sitting in a chair that is scooted all the way out to the wall, leaving less than half a foot to move through.

Damn, I had to do the sideways shuffle to get around that dumb bitch in physics class!

Sideways Shuffle by Aflip February 4, 2010

sloppy sideways shuffle 

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

sloppy sideways shuffle by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018