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Sherdoggers 

The chunks of aged dirty sweat collected overtime which form a half solid, half liquid cottage cheese type substance. Sherdoggers can usually be found attached to the hair follicles between the anus and the scrotum, also known as the taint. Sherdoggers usually find comfort in this area because it's warm and close to the cock the so often crave. They are often confused with dingle-berry’s but are lighter in color with a more distinct and pungent odor. If left un-treated Sherdoggers can spread to the UG (Underground) in attempts to dumb down its members and tarnish its reputation with their lack of knowledge and endless supply of keyboard warrior posts. When encountering Sherdoggers please remember to VTFD and advise them to GTFO!
Awe shit! I just wiped my ass and noticed sherdoggers on the TP. Now I have to go shave my taint before my next post.
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The Doggers (Sheepdoggers)

A rock band of epic and majestical proportions from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. A proper Doggers show is had when one drinks excessive amounts of mana potion (a potent mixture for reaching maximum rock capacity) at the peak of which one can appease the ROCK demon.

One should lose their voice at said Doggers show whilst screaming obscenities such as "MELT MY FUCKING FACE" and "THE DOGGERS WEUUUU". Crowd surfing is optional but recommended for maximum rock demon appeasement/drain bamage.
\^/ the ROCK DEMON \^/

"Holy fuck the Doggers was the most epic shit ever"

"Pass me the mana potion"

"I am so shit right now".

The Doggers (Sheepdoggers) melted my face last night