Schmuckdyke 

A penis resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (See Dyke) usually the butt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.

Kuntry: Dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.

Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.

Schmuckdyke by ThaChief July 22, 2005

Schmuck-Dyke 

adjective-Someone being oblivious to the obvious.

No you Schmuck-Dyke, you cannot have relations with my girlfriend.

Schmuck-Dyke by CreatorOFschmuckDyke November 25, 2010