Skip to main content

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
Samoan Bath Towel by fmitga July 19, 2011
Samoan Bath Towel mug front
Get the Samoan Bath Towel mug.
See more merch