Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

Rectal Crunches by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

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