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Prickier-Mâché 

The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.

The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.
'Hey mum, can you get the baby wipes? I got myself major Prickier-Mâché again!'
Prickier-Mâché by Hamie J March 30, 2009
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