Pregnancy Craving

When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.

"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"

"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"

by Daddy Jack December 11, 2016

The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011