Poon Weevils Share definition Flag Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie. She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns. Poon Weevils by secf October 2, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Poon Weevils mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch