Poon Rag Share definition Flag A rag used to clean the vagina and is often used to describe people who are assholes. guy 1 "hey whats up" guy 2 "stfu why are you such a noob" guy 1 " connor your a poon rag" Poon Rag by connor is a poon rag February 4, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Poon Rag mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch