Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.

"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"

Poon Dodger by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008

Poon dogger

A person who will do anything to steal some of dat poon from another person.

" hey jerry, who you 'hitting'?"
"martha."
" thats what you think."
" youre such a poon dogger, bill."

Poon dogger by L. E. it March 10, 2006

poondogger 

pussy bitch

if you don't do something that everyone else wants you to do then you would get called a Poondogger!

or if it is really easy and you don't do it then you could get called a "Poondogger Delux"

its like peer pressure... "don't be a poondogger..."

poondogger by LWLBITCHASSES November 4, 2008