Phillie Browned Share definition Flag Having pulled a carrot out of one's anus, then promptly putting it into a buffet line for consumption. I wouldn't take that carrot, son. The brown stains suggest that it has been Phillie Browned. Phillie Browned by MartyBall November 6, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Phillie Browned mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch