Ormstown 

People call it a town, but it is really just a small collection of houses where 90% of the young Francophone population owns a Honda civic older than the year 2001. These young Francophones often congregate at the local grocery store parking lot after hours, to hold competitions of who has the shittiest/ugliest/most annoying cars, much to the dismay of town-dwellers or passersby with an IQ above 80 (which is rare in Ormstown).

Person 1: Excuse me young man, is this Ormstown?

Person 2: HAI DONT SPEAK HENGLISH MEN!! MAUDIT ANGLAIS!!!!!!!!!

Ormstown by tetecarre April 29, 2011

Ormstown 

Retirement community consisting of "antique shops" on "quaint" streets. Which is a hang-out for drug addicted teenagers, and racist non-card holding Klan members. Also referred to O-Town, but nobody has ever heard of it, except for the residents.

Creepy Old Guy1: Lets go down to Ormstown and hang out in the park.

Creepy Old Guy2: Nah, that sounds boring!

Creepy Old Guy1: The underagers are out and the age of consent is now 14!

Creepy Old Guy1: Ok!!!

Ormstown by Brandicka April 23, 2009

Ormstown Corsett

A plaid shirt at least 2 sizes too small, somehow buttoned up against all odds, preferrably worn by a fat man.

We're off to the fair, Daniel put on your Ormstown Corsett!

Ormstown Corsett by Dickie Brown September 18, 2014