Oiling The Teak Share definition Flag A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco. It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ. Oiling The Teak by Teakman April 27, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Oiling The Teak mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch