Nottoway

Nottoway is a county in Southside Virginia. It's filled with hicks, niggers, wiggers, losers, and a couple decent people. Good luck finding friends here, they'll only stab you in the back. The school system sucks, too. I recommend you stay far away from here.

Also see hell

Person1: "Man, living here sucks."
Person2: "But at least we're not in Nottoway!"

aka "Not-a-way out."