Muscrunta 

The belly that hangs over the mans parts.

My muscrunta is hairy.

Muscrunta by Muscrunta July 22, 2018

Mucrustation 

Mucus; in a thin layer of solid state matter. Usually a result of wind or cold weather. Frequently inhabiting overly cool, crotch rocketeers upper lip.

Zeke removed his retro viking biker helm to reveal an unfortanate case of mucrustation.

Mucrustation by jacobwrestledtheangel September 9, 2010

muschgunta 

the act of squeezing tooth paste into anothers anus whilst they are sleeping. the object is to have the tooth paste set in victoms anus, this will cause massive constapation...extreme dooshing needed.

stphen: "that was so funny when phill woke up woth the tooth paste in his ass"
Luke: "yah man that was a sucsessful muschguta huh?"
Phill: "fuck you guys i cant shit now thnx"

muschgunta by loosegoose the 3rd January 30, 2004