Michael Nelson 

A person who is a simp in among us. He doesn’t play with his friends because he would rather gets 14 year old girls Snapchat

Hey hotmama it’s Michael Nelson can I get your snap?

Michael Nelson by Tysen Kalata October 9, 2020

Michael J Nelson 

Comedy Genius who was the head writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and also the star in the latter seasons after Joel Hodgson left MST3K.
Mike Nelson meted out mocking justice to some of the worst films ever made, such as the vomit-on-a-stick movie Hobgoblins and the dumpster-diving contest that is The Beast of Yucca Flats, thus making the world a little more just and fair.

"Who can we get to watch The Haunting with us? I hear it's really bad."

"How about Michael J Nelson?"

Michael J Nelson by kevhanel August 8, 2006