Meat Clobbers Share definition Flag Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding. Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers! Meat Clobbers by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Meat Clobbers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch