Marissataur
A mthyological creature reportedly inhabiting south florida. The creature is best described as a skinny blonde woman with the butt cheeks of a hippopotamus.
"Bro I'm horny as fuck tonight. Wanna go out and look for some chicks?"
"Hell yea man, I'm looking for a Marissataur tonight."
"Hell yea man, I'm looking for a Marissataur tonight."
Marissataur by TheScenario April 19, 2010
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