MD/MBA
Students who started med school, realized that there are more lucrative and interesting ventures than trying to save the world one human at a time. Oh and they also couldn't stand their lame classmates and didn't want to completely throw away the painful years they had already invested (see "med school").
"I graduated with an MD/MBA because after the first two years of medical school I realized that everyone's going to die anyway so instead of practicing medicine and being miserable, I decided that I'd rather be happy and just tell the doctors what to do."
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