Lonely Bath 

When very lonely people take a bath, and stick their cock in the drain hole while the water moves to it, creating the feeling of getting a blowjob

Reed: Summer break was lit bro, what did you do?
Morgan: I took lonely baths

Lonely Bath by dxrk February 16, 2020

The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.

Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.

The Lonely Bathroom by GuruStyle June 29, 2010