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Little Dick Day 

A little dick day, or LDD for short (pun intended) is any day or days in which a male consumes copious amounts of cognitive enhancers in order to complete an insurmountable amount of work within a short time span. It earns its name through one of the less desirable side effects of such chemicals, the temporary contraction and therefore shrinkage of the penis.
Person 1: Wow, you look like shit!
Person 2: I know man, I have a research paper and final due in thirty minutes, so I took about 200 mg of adderall in the last 48 hours; real serious little dick day for me.
Person 1: Holy fuck!
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National Little Dick Day 

On May 18 it’s a dedicated day for people like Kendry who have little dicks.
“Yo Joe, have you heard of Kendry’s dedicated day it’s known as National Little Dick Day.”