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Libertarian Bros 

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.
Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in ā€œlocker room talkā€ ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.
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