Jerksack 

noun, the bag of skin which holds your testicles, thus containing several drain babies, or even the potential for human life

Before my hot date, I think it's best that I empty my jerksack.

Jerksack by Hot Rocks December 9, 2008

Jerksucky 

One who sucks tiny things of jerks. (aka whore)

Oh thanks for sucking my little tiny "thing". You're a good jerksucky!

You're welcome, you're a jerk with a little tiny thing. You deserved it!

Jerksucky by Itsjustme!! April 14, 2009