Introdeuce 

1. To take a dump in a person's bathroom shortly after meeting them.

2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.

Angry Friend: "Dude, I told you to introduce yourself, not introDEUCE yourself. Now my chick's entire apartment smells like dookey."

Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"

Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."

Introdeuce by TheNew90s April 22, 2011

neo-introductionism 

Neo-Introductionism: The control and suppression of a group via the introduction of western ideals and culture such as alcohol, the internet, drugs, democracy, etc.

The US used neo-introductionism in Iraq which spurred on other mass rebellions that the US supports in order to be able to control at a later time.

neo-introductionism by Brendanbot5000 October 2, 2011

introdouching 

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

introdouching by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

Coitus Introductus 

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.

Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?

Coitus Introductus by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010

introdouched 

When a person introduces themselves in an unnecessarily/excessively obnoxious or idiotic way in an effort to humor themselves

John introdouched himself to Katie by exposing himself before they even spoke.

introdouched by datnig052 July 7, 2011

Interdeucecourse 

Sexual intercourse while the two participants shit in the same toilet bowl. A man is taking a shit on the toilet, his woman straddles him (cowgirl style), they fuck and she shits between his legs.

The girl and the guys position are interchangeable.

The wife and I need take a shit at the same time so we decIded to Interdeucecourse

Interdeucecourse by Learson November 6, 2011

Theory of Introduction

A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.

Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice

Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.

"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"

Theory of Introduction by tymbernz November 23, 2006