IOLDK 

It's on like donkey kong.

My dad can beat up your dad.

Is this your dad?

Yes.

No he can't.

Yes he can.

My dad is in the other room.

So go get him, pussy.

Oh, I will. IOLDK!

IOLDK by Tugrath March 18, 2009

ildk 

Shorthand form for "I Legit Don't Know".

Person1: what do you want to do today?

Person2: ildk you pick

ildk by zxn December 16, 2018