Hypochondritard 

Derived from the word hypochondriac-the fear of always being sick. Hypochondritard is the means of taking that fear onto an excessive amount and appear to be so pathetic in the sense of over dramatizing the sickness that you think you have.

Wow Joe is a hypochondriac from the looks of it hes more like a hypochondritard.

Hypochondritard by Nealyhorse July 12, 2009

hypochondriarchy 

A society ruled by hypochondriacs.

I am delighted that all normal human expression has been outlawed by the hypochondriarchy, I feel so much safer now.

hypochondriarchy by madeupmike May 17, 2022