Highway 69 Share definition Flag The way parents tell each other they are horny in front of their kids without their kids knowing. Dad: "Hey Hun, where's the turn off?" Mom: "Oh mhmm, on highway 69." Dad: "mhmmm"Kids: "HUR HUR MOM SAID 69!" Highway 69 by KingKTheThird June 3, 2013 0 0 Get merch