High bomber

A high bomber is someone, who when in the act of pooping, drops his load from the highest possible location above the toilet.

Man, Jimmy is such a high bomber ! I felt that splash all the way in my stall!

High bomber by Ryan P. Bailey June 19, 2008

high bomber

A high bomber is someone, who when in the act of pooping, drops his load from the highest possible location above the toilet.

Man, Jimmy is such a high bomber ! I felt that splash all the way in my stall!

high bomber by Ryan P. Bailey June 17, 2008

bombard with high level microwaves 

This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.

Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.

bombard with high level microwaves by Alfie The Horndog October 18, 2008