Heterosocksual 

Preference for the left and right sock to be of a different style and/or color. Heterosocksuality is often questioned as unnatural in Western society, but was popular among Romans and may have a genetic basis.

Janice's co-workers frequently pointed out her "mistake" of wearing mismatched socks, not realizing that heterosocksuality was natural for her.

Heterosocksual by dazzle23 October 3, 2012

heterosuckual 

A guy who is romantically straight but enjoys giving head to men.

At gloryholes, James kept getting annoyed by guys wanting to suck him off because he was strictly heterosuckual and would go instantly soft if a dude touched him.

heterosuckual by flsavagefan November 20, 2019