Hermafrexual 

One who "pulls a hammy" (hermaphrodite)

Oh my shit that dude's dating a hermaphrodite. That makes him a hermafrexual

Hermafrexual by Tom, dick and harry November 1, 2009

Hermasexual 

noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.

"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."

Hermasexual by Godlesscommie February 23, 2008