Goosifer

Combination of "goose" and "Lucifer" due to Satanic aspects.
Goosifers are extremely aggressive geese that prey on school children and the vulnerable. With a bite strength more than that of a hyena, Goosifers are said to cause more pain than a lego brick.

"TIMOTHY! WHY ARE YOU LATE!?" "sorry miss, i was attacked by a goosifer"
"The number of Goosifer related deaths over the last 5 years has increased by 110%"
"Until the Goosifer menace is over, America cannot be decovfefenated"

Goosifer by herbertinferno July 2, 2017

goosier 

A bullshit word. There is no need for this word therefore it is complete and utter bullshit. There is no need for this word.

Person 1: Aww, you're so goosy}.
Person 2: Well you're goosier!
Person 1: Well fuck you!

goosier by My very own pseudonym March 8, 2017