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GodKingSmiticus 

A man that cannot be defined in words. His shear awesomeness is unparalled. His penis is the size of two 54' HD T.Vs. He is a casanova. Many people want these people dead. They are hunted for their testicles. Many people use GodKingSmiticus testicles as headbands. They are very popular fashion accesories. They are also hunted for the fact that people want to be them. They skin them and wear their faces as masks.
Hey man do you see that GodKingSmiticus. I sooooo want to wear his testicles on my head.
GodKingSmiticus by Bob Steelfish December 1, 2011
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