Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

Give Me The Keys by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020

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