Fartogenics 

An potential emergency medicine technique that uses hydrogen sulfide gas (H2S) to attenuate the negative consequences of oxygen starvation, thereby extending rescue response survival times.

"Fart on his face, he's not breathing - fartogenics could be his only chance to live!"

Fartogenics by nnss2 October 15, 2009

fatogenic 

That feeling that you are much fatter in photos than in reality.

Look at this picture of Vince. He doesn't look that fat in real life, he is so fatogenic.

fatogenic by El Barrel December 31, 2016