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Fuck man, better watch yourself, FJD is over there is fucking Mary C
FJD by finnjackduo October 1, 2013

fjdksla;fjdksla;

The outcome of a person spamming random keyboard buttons.
So I was bored and randomly typed fjdksla;fjdksla;.
fjdksla;fjdksla; by Pseudoniem2 February 1, 2016
fjdn! is the acronym for the german phrase "Auf Jeden!"
Auf Jeden! = Definitely!
It's often used in combination with the word "Alter" (or Alta) or "Mann" to intensify the statement.
A: Kommst du Samstag zur Party?
B: Fjdn Alta! Da bin ich dabei!

translated to English:
A: Are you going to the party on Saturday?
B: Definitely man! I will be there!
fjdn by Peacy February 29, 2008

asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa 

t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai
when someone is really, really bored.
fdjkal; fjdkal; jfkdla jfkdal; jfkdals; fjkdasl; fjas;dlk fjdksl;
fjdksl; by beeeetch June 22, 2014

fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a 

1. When you try to do asmr on your laptop/computer and fail miserably
2. Your bored out of your mind and just decide to type this instead of doing the 27 assignments due tomorrow.

3. You don't know what to reply so you type this and accidentally send this to the person your texting
There is no correct way to use the "word" fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a