Eddy Loko Hands Share definition Flag When you duct tape a Four Loko to each hand and can't take them off until you are finished drinking them. At our floor party, one room was themed "Eddy Loko Hands". What a shitshow. Eddy Loko Hands by BroPaterno October 19, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Eddy Loko Hands mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch