Eastlink 

Leaders in the World of Communications, Highspeed Internet, Cable Televisions, Digital & HD,Personal DVR and of course Telephone Services. The 6th largest Cable, Highspeed Internet, Digital & HD Cable, Telephone & Wireless Services. The first in North America to provide local phone service over Cable TV/High Speed Internet Lines.

Eastlink,
It's that Easy...

Eastlink by TSSR December 5, 2004

Eastlick 

when you'd rather fuck a trash disposal turned on than continue with the bad day that's just getting worse.

because people won't stop bothering me, i'm going to pull an eastlick. get the towels ready.

Eastlick by anklepain September 20, 2019

Eastling 

Noble, as in courageous, German outlanders were traveling along and upon coming to the Western regions of Germany, they were asked who they were and the response was, "Eastlings!" Hence the family name Eastling.

Dude, Frodo may have seen Westerlings, but my friend is an Eastling.

Eastling by EastFREAKINling April 13, 2009