Son: Hey daddy, where did all of the fruit snacks go, I thought mom bought more yesterday?
Dad: Your damn right son, but I used them all and gave your mom the ole dirty squalz
Son: Teach me
A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.