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Dirty Squalz 

Shoving a gross amount of kellog's fruit snacks, preferably scooby doo, up a girls ass and then licking them out one by one.
Son: Hey daddy, where did all of the fruit snacks go, I thought mom bought more yesterday?
Dad: Your damn right son, but I used them all and gave your mom the ole dirty squalz
Son: Teach me
Dirty Squalz by Joe Bosco December 9, 2008

Dirty Jake Squad 

A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.
He totally took me to texas road house and i gave him a dirty jake squad