Crunchdunker 

A sexual position in which a man has his head sandwiched between two asses of morbidly obese women

I went to the strip club and got a crunchdunkered

Crunchdunker by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004

crunchdonkey 

and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off.

"Ay, I just got hit on by a crunchdonkey."
"Look at that head, that bitch is a double crunch."

crunchdonkey by ntuhlekt April 21, 2005