Colorado Quicky 

A quick sexual act, originating in Aspen, CO, that consists of taking off many layers of clothes or ski clothes and enjoying the magnificent views and penetration. This can happen in many places, but the gondola seems to be the optimum choice.

Maddie: Did you hear Alma and Steve just left for a good old Colorado Quicky, I hope they enjoy the views!

Joe: Yeah, but they're in for a bumpy ride; the gondola's getting a little shaky in the wind.

Colorado Quicky by EYE2011 December 8, 2010

Colorado Quick Steps 

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.

"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!

Colorado Quick Steps by StëppënWölf53 September 30, 2018